The Rules
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks—and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.


Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — no
Been arrested? — no
Kissed someone you didn't like? — yes
Slept in until 5 PM? — yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — yes
Held a snake? — yes
Ran a red light? — yes
Been suspended from school? — yes
Experienced love at first sight? — no
Totaled your car in an accident? — no
Been fired from a job? — no
Fired somebody? — no
Sung karaoke? — no
Pointed a gun at someone? — yes
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — no
Kissed in the rain? — yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — yes
Saw someone die? — no
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — yes
Smoked a cigar? — no
Sat on a rooftop? — yes
Smuggled something into another country? — no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — no
Broken a bone? — no
Skipped school? — yes
Eaten a bug? — yes
Sleepwalked? — no
Walked on a moonlit beach? — no
Ridden a motorcycle? — no
Dumped someone? — yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? — yes
Ridden in a helicopter? — no
Shaved your head? — no
Blacked out from drinking? — no
Played a prank on someone? — yes
Hit a home run? — yes
Felt like killing someone? — yes
Cross-dressed? — yes
Been falling-down drunk? — yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — yes
Eaten snake? — yes
Marched/Protested? — yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — no
Puked on an amusement ride? — no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — yes
Been in a band? — no
Knitted? — yes
Been on TV? — yes
Shot a gun? — yes
Skinny-dipped? — no
Given someone stitches? — no
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — no
Ridden a surfboard? — no
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — yes
Had surgery? — yes
Streaked? — no
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — no
Tripped on mushrooms? — no
Passed out when NOT drinking? — yes
Peed on a bush? — yes
Donated Blood? — yes
Grabbed electric fence? — yes
Eaten alligator meat? -- yes
Eaten cheesecake? — yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — no
Killed an animal when not hunting? — yes
Peed your pants in public? — no
Snuck into a movie without paying? -- no
Written graffiti? — yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? — no
Think about the future? — yes
Been in handcuffs? — yes
Believe in love? — yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — no

 OMG YES! As you stated, not having a period would be awesome. I would love to never have to worry about shaving again (although, if i was a hairy guy, I would definitely wax the chest). My boobs are somewhat problematic. I am a D-cup, and it is so difficult to find tops that fit right. They are either too loose and frumpy or they are too tight and bustilicious. 

The girls can also cause problems at my job because of their large perkiness, so i wear a minimizer that basically just squishes them down. My first year I was strongly encouraged to wear shiny dangly earrings, and necklaces to shift the focus towards my face. I really don't think i would have those problems as a male. 

Also, men are not expected to wear makeup. I could save a bundle if I didn't have to buy makeup! I tend to think that men have more comfortable dressy shoes as well. I don't see many of them walking around in heels.

I would hate to have all that testosterone influencing my judgement though. I would also hate to get a hard on everytime I got horny. That would suck.

I was talking to a friend today when I noticed just how tired I really was. Talking about her own frustrations with grad school made me notice my own. After talking with her, I started thinking about what frustrated me, and that got me to thinking about things that also calm me down. So I decided to make a list of the things that soothe me. And in no particular order, here they are:

- Petting my cat.
- Listening to my cat purr.
- Looking at a gentle fire.
- Watching bodies of water (lakes, oceans, etc).
- The sounds of a country night (crickets, frogs, owls)
- The smell of fresh cut grass.
- Watching the sunset.
- The Black Mountains in the summer.
- A calm human heartbeat.
- The smell and taste of hot chocolate.
- Warm Cinnamon French Toast.
- The repetitive motions of sharpening a knife.
- The smell and feel of warm clean laundry.
- Watching a clear starry night sky.
- Listening to the rain.
- Driving.
- Reading in the warm sunlight.
- Fishing without conversation.
- Having someone run their fingers through my hair.
- Long, tight hugs.
- Washing my car.
- Bjork's "All is Full of Love"
- The rich sound of a violin and cello.
- Slow rhythmic drums.
- Jigsaw puzzles (at least 1000 pieces).

There may be more if I really thought about it, but it's good enough.

So, Hurt, Seether, Breaking Benjamin, and Three Days Grace wandered into town yesterday and proceeded to successfully rock. Just 200 shy of sold out. I came to see Breaking Benjamin and they stole the show, but Three Days Grace certainly knows how to play the crowd. At some point, Breaking Benjamin played the intro to AC/DC's Black in Black and I nearly had an orgasm right there. Three Days Grace did an Alice in Chains accoustic of "Rooster" and it was awesome. Three Days Grace did not play "Time of Dying". I was disappointed. I went to sleep last night with my ears still ringing and woke up this morning with a sore throat (I screamed my lungs out). This was my first time seeing Breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace in concert. It will not be my last.

 Wow, these last few days have been very stressful. To start off, I have some wicked cold/flu thing going on. I'm sneezing all the time, I'm congested, have sinus headaches, oh and then whenever I'm not sneezing, I'm coughing. And I'm not talking about a little dainty cough, I'm talking and all consuming, body-racking, hacking up a lung cough. I had a couging fit in class today, and I left the class so I wouldn't disturb the lecture.  And at some points, I was trying not to cough and it probably looked really weird. The guy in front of me was probably like "great, I'm getting coughed all over by some sick chick."  I know I would've been pretty grossed out.  Other than hacking up lungs, class was okay. It was pretty much a review of things I already knew so it was kind of boring. Although, my professor had some really awesome shoes. They looked  uncomfortable, but very cute.  Oh! On the plus side, a cute guy in class talked to me today. He was just asking a question about the campus, but still, it is good.  

I got a call at about 3 in the morning on my cell.  When I answered some guy said "Yo, this's Mutt, you call me?"  I was like, what in the hell!? Wrong numbers at 3 in the freakin' morning are not cool.

I had a God-awful day at work Saturday. I was still sick, so I went into work kind of down. But then I had like a tidal wave of people in all day long.  And the only two times when the place wasn't full, I was stuck with perverts.  This one old man tried to kiss me, which is just gross.  And then this drunk dude wouldn't stop hitting on me. I think he was drunk, he might've been high.  What he was saying was so slurred together i could barely make out what he was saying. This guy's married too.  His wife is 5'8 and huge. She would kick my ass left and right if she knew her husband was flirting with me.  Now, I get flirted with all the time, but most guys just flirt and go. This guy stayed for like 10 minutes. I was about ready to scream by the time he left. There's more to the crappy day at work, and I could rant about things guys should not do when attempting to flirt with me, but that's something for another day.

I found out today that a psychopath and a loser are both interested in me today.  The crazy guy is sedated all the time so that he won't go around killing people, and the loser is 32 and still lives with his mother.  If I could get a guy interested that wasn't thisclose to going homicidal and was fairly independent my self-esteem would shoot way up.

I have to get a new inspection sticker for my car at some point this month and I need to wash my car so bad. My little car is so dirty.

So I'm about ready to scream in frustration, but it's 5:30 in the friggin' morning and I don't think my roommate or neighbors would appreciate it this early. Since I can't flip out like I want to I figure I'd post. Why am I frustrated you say? Well I really need a new computer. My other computer has been good, but it's old and has problems. I've had it for several years and it was top of the line when I bought it. Now I'm not even sure the manufacturer remembers it.  There is no way that I can get through another semester with this thing. Now, the fact that I'm using a piece of crap is a problem, but it is not the cause of frustration today. No, I'm frustrated because I don't know what kind of computer I need now. I have a self-imposed $2000 limit on what I buy. But I have no idea what to buy! I know what I want my new computer to be able to do, but I don't know what to buy to achieve this end. Do I get the laptop with this or that? And the only person that I know that could tell me what I need avoids because I royally screwed up friendship (and that is an issue that I try not to think about as much as possible because when I do start pondering it, I turn into a sad, sulky little bitch). And I just really need to talk to somebody that I trust to give me an idea of what computers I need to be looking at.